Posts Tagged toddler
How South Park Ruins Things
Posted by A R Baboon in HaHa Funny, Our Little Bundles of... on April 26, 2008
We taught my son that if gets a “boo-boo” all he has to do is get it kissed and everything feels all better. It has worked out really well. Instead of major crying fits he just walks up to us calmly presents the injured area and says “kiss it”. The problem is south park has some prior art on a presentation of a body part and saying “kiss it”. I almost choked on a pretzel when he fell on his bottom and requested my healing powers.
The Ultimate Gift from a Mother-In-Law
Posted by A R Baboon in HaHa Funny, Life is Complex + sqrt(-1), Our Little Bundles of... on July 13, 2007
In this case I am referring to a gift from my mother to my son but it impacts my wife. The gift is a talking toy vacuum. Seems innocuous enough. I am sure my mother had no idea that it was a talking vacuum that would fling criticisms of our hygiene as my son walked around with it. In between the regular things you would hear from a talking kid toy, here are some of the things it says:
- Is that a rabbit? No, its just a dust bunny.
- Lets clean up this mess.
- This place is a pig sty.
- Did a tornado come through here?
My son has been playing with this every available minute since he got it yesterday. Well, at least he is getting the enjoyment out of it.