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Mondegreens – Bush, Testosterone
Posted by A R Baboon in HaHa Funny on November 6, 2009
I have a knack for mis-hearing lyrics aka mondegreens. Now that my Palm Pre has lyrics in the music player I found a particularly egregious example.
| Aron | Bush |
|---|---|
| I’m man | I’m man |
| I’m real proud of my manhood | I’m real proud of my manhood |
| I like to smoke | I like to smoke |
| ten thousand cigarillos | ten thousand cigarillos |
| eight ball | eight ball |
| I climb a deez fountains | I’d climb any fountains |
| I never cry | I never cry |
| on a ball when I’m loosin’ | I only bawl when i’m loosin’ |
| and I’ve never been wrong | and I’ve never been wrong |
| never been wrong | never been wrong |
| never been wrong | never been wrong |
| and I’m lookin’ so good | and I’m lookin’ so good |
| lookin’ so good | lookin’ so good |
| lookin’ so good | lookin’ so good |
| got a big ol’ gun | got a big gold gun |
| got a big ol’ gun | got a big gold gun |
| got a big ol’ bullet | got a big gold bullet |
| and I guess you could say | and I guess you could say |
| and I guess you could say | yeah, I guess you could say |
| I will fire | I’m real full of it |
| I’m real full of it | I’m real full of it |
| I’m real full of it | I’m real full of it |
| real full of it | I’m real full of it |
| full of it | full of it |
| full of it | full of it |
| real straight | I’m real straight |
| wanna see my pack of dealy yos | wanna see my peccadillos? |
| hot dog! 7:30 in the mornin’ |
hot dog 7:30 in the mornin’ |
| and I’m big as you are | and I’m big into war |
| big as you are | big into war |
| big as you are | big into war |
| big as you are | big into war |
| and I am a whore | and I am a whore |
| I am a whore | I am a whore |
| I am a whore | I am a whore |
| got a big ol’ gun | got a big gold gun |
| got a big ol’ gun | got a big gold gun |
| got a big ol’ bullet | got a big gold bullet |
| and I guess you could say | and I guess you could say |
| and I guess you could say | yeah, I guess you could say |
| I will fire | I’m real full of it |
| I’m real full of it | I’m real full of it |
| you’re real full of it | you’re real full of it |
| we’re real full of it | we’re real full of it |
| yeah | yeah |
| ah, ah | ah, ah |
| suck it | |
| suck it | |
| and I shake with your left | and i shave with Gillette |
| shake with your left | shave with Gillette |
| shake with your left | shave with Gillette |
| and I’m pattin’ my back | and I’m pattin’ my back |
| pattin’ my back | pattin’ my back |
| pattin’ my back | pattin’ my back |
| got a big ol’ gun | got a big gold gun |
| got a big ol’ gun | got a big gold gun |
| got a big ol’ bullet | got a big gold bullet |
| and I guess you could say | and I guess you could say |
| and I guess you could say | yeah, I guess you could say |
| I’m real full of it | I’m real full of it |
| I’m real full of it… | I’m real full of it… |