http://rubinium.org/blog The Element of Aron and Heather Fri, 25 Mar 2011 14:04:32 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://rubinium.org/blog/archives/2009/11/06/mondegreens-bush-testosterone/ http://rubinium.org/blog/archives/2009/11/06/mondegreens-bush-testosterone/#comments Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:33:10 +0000 A R Baboon http://rubinium.org/blog/?p=244 I have a knack for mis-hearing lyrics aka mondegreens. Now that my Palm Pre has lyrics in the music player I found a particularly egregious example.

Aron	Bush
I’m man	I’m man
I’m real proud of my manhood	I’m real proud of my manhood
I like to smoke	I like to smoke
ten thousand cigarillos	ten thousand cigarillos
eight ball	eight ball
I climb a deez fountains	I’d climb any fountains
I never cry	I never cry
on a ball when I’m loosin’	I only bawl when i’m loosin’
and I’ve never been wrong	and I’ve never been wrong
never been wrong	never been wrong
never been wrong	never been wrong
and I’m lookin’ so good	and I’m lookin’ so good
lookin’ so good	lookin’ so good
lookin’ so good	lookin’ so good
got a big ol’ gun	got a big gold gun
got a big ol’ gun	got a big gold gun
got a big ol’ bullet	got a big gold bullet
and I guess you could say	and I guess you could say
and I guess you could say	yeah, I guess you could say
I will fire	I’m real full of it
I’m real full of it	I’m real full of it
I’m real full of it	I’m real full of it
real full of it	I’m real full of it
full of it	full of it
full of it	full of it
real straight	I’m real straight
wanna see my pack of dealy yos	wanna see my peccadillos?
hot dog! 7:30 in the mornin’	hot dog 7:30 in the mornin’
and I’m big as you are	and I’m big into war
big as you are	big into war
big as you are	big into war
big as you are	big into war
and I am a whore	and I am a whore
I am a whore	I am a whore
I am a whore	I am a whore
got a big ol’ gun	got a big gold gun
got a big ol’ gun	got a big gold gun
got a big ol’ bullet	got a big gold bullet
and I guess you could say	and I guess you could say
and I guess you could say	yeah, I guess you could say
I will fire	I’m real full of it
I’m real full of it	I’m real full of it
you’re real full of it	you’re real full of it
we’re real full of it	we’re real full of it
yeah	yeah
ah, ah	ah, ah
suck it
suck it
and I shake with your left	and i shave with Gillette
shake with your left	shave with Gillette
shake with your left	shave with Gillette
and I’m pattin’ my back	and I’m pattin’ my back
pattin’ my back	pattin’ my back
pattin’ my back	pattin’ my back
got a big ol’ gun	got a big gold gun
got a big ol’ gun	got a big gold gun
got a big ol’ bullet	got a big gold bullet
and I guess you could say	and I guess you could say
and I guess you could say	yeah, I guess you could say
I’m real full of it	I’m real full of it
I’m real full of it…	I’m real full of it…

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