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How South Park Ruins Things

We taught my son that if gets a “boo-boo” all he has to do is get it kissed and everything feels all better. It has worked out really well. Instead of major crying fits he just walks up to us calmly presents the injured area and says “kiss it”. The problem is south park has some prior art on a presentation of a body part and saying “kiss it”. I almost choked on a pretzel when he fell on his bottom and requested my healing powers.

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The Ultimate Gift from a Mother-In-Law

In this case I am referring to a gift from my mother to my son but it impacts my wife. The gift is a talking toy vacuum. Seems innocuous enough. I am sure my mother had no idea that it was a talking vacuum that would fling criticisms of our hygiene as my son walked around with it. In between the regular things you would hear from a talking kid toy, here are some of the things it says:

  • Is that a rabbit? No, its just a dust bunny.
  • Lets clean up this mess.
  • This place is a pig sty.
  • Did a tornado come through here?

My son has been playing with this every available minute since he got it yesterday. Well, at least he is getting the enjoyment out of it.

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Rubin N00b, Labor and Delivery Story

We were hoping that were not going to have to go the inducing route, so were relieved and excited when Heather started labor contractions at 8pm. She went from nothing right into full force labor contractions 9 minutes apart. By the time we were ready to leave the house, an hour and a half later, Heather was having contractions 4 minutes apart. When we arrived at the hospital, a half hour after that, Heather was down to 2 minutes apart. Then a stork flew in and delivered baby boy (and screemed a lot while doing so). I would like to thank and recommend Dr. DeLuca, the OB, for her skill and excellent bed-side manner.

Please welcome Gabriel Steven Rubin, our new farm hand son at 9lb 2oz and 22 inches long: Gabe_1_day_old

Blog on parenting discoveries to follow

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The Wip Cream Incident

A little bit of levity tonight. My s love whipped cream. I am not sure how this started. But, I am pretty sure that my first with Heather, Kasha, once accidentally got some and developped a pavlovian response to the sound of a can. Tzimmes, presumably picked up this practice, like many others, from his sister. I like to look at this photo now when ever I need a pickup.

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It’s A Boy (without a doubt :)

Here is a 3D (a frame of what the tech like to call a 4D Ultrasound). It was displayed at around 10 Hz (frames per second) and it was indead a lot clearer to see while in motion. We went to this place specificly because they had the GE 4D ultrasound machines but I am still upset I have not received a soft copy. In addition I have colorized it better for your viewing pleasure.

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Picture Pages

Please go visit our picture galleries. We have a lot more to follow. I will try to post as fast as I can get them out of iPhoto and into gthumb. The galleries will soon have some captions. Follow the Galleries link.

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Wicked Witch of the Condo

We’ve been having “issues” with our downstairs neighbor since a couple of months after we moved, in a little over 2 years ago. In the past she has banged on her ceiling with a broom stick when we had company over, mind you, we were all just sitting and talking. By th way, she does have my phone number. On another occasion she has blasted opera, to the point my floors vibrated, yet another time we had company over… we had too leave. Rang my doorbell because the paint roller “banging” against the wall was making too much noise. When my dog had a broken leg after we we accosted by 4 labradors, she had the nerve to tell me to play with my dog outside. Apparently her cast “constantly banging” on the floor was intolerable. When we and several other neighbor asked her to remove he wind chimes, which are against condo regulations to have, she blatantly refused. I’ve even tolerated her “TPT” little naked boy lawn ornaments and globes, even thought it has reduced the value of my home , according to the mortgage appraiser that stopped by last month. Not to mention the tacky lawn ornaments are also against condo rules. As well as her cutting off the tops of some of my flowers >:-(

I have tried my hardest to be polite, but she has gone too far this time! Yesterday she approached my husband when he was walking our two dogs and told him that she was going to do everything in her power to make us have to get rid of one of our dogs. She is lucky it was my very congested husband she ran into and not me. Our female is just over a year old and 13 pounds and the male is twelve weeks and seven pounds… huge and furious lap dogs. I mean, give me a break. There are plenty of people in the condos with really large breed dogs, as well as multiple dogs that piss all over the place. Sure the bark when the doorbell rings, or when we come home, but isn’t that what all dogs do? I mean you don’t have to be a canine behavioral specialist to figure that out.

I should also mention that the people who we bought the house from racked up $20,000 worth of condo fines from HER! No joke. They had to sell. Yeah sure, some of the violations they received were completely valid, but I’m sure some of them were just her being malicious. Our “lovely” neighbor had friends on the board at that time. But now, so do we. And most of the board as she knew it resigned, because a nice portion of our condo fees were unaccounted for and there were no services being rendered for our $150 a month!

Both of my dogs are well trained. I know what you are thinking, and yes, including the puppy. We started training him the day we got him. Besides the fact he sleeps 80% of the day, because that is what puppies do. They do not have free roam of my home. He is penned in the kitchen, we’ve gated off the top of the stairs so she can’t go down to the front door area and all doors are shut. We also have a friend who comes over and checks on them and walks them a few times a day. Not to mention the are sweet and cute as anything! My little Ewoks! Everyone, besides said crotchety old woman, loves them. People stop us every time we walk them to say hello and get puppy kisses. Including the new condo association president.

I can only imagine what would go down when we have kids. She might propose to draw and quarter them for crying! Sorry, I just needed to let off some steam. I don’t think I have to worry. We’ll take it as it comes. Besides, Hell will freeze over before I give up one of my furry babies. As for her malicious actions…… KARMA Baby! What goes around comes around!

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Rubinium addition

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We have a new addition to our family as of July 3rd. His name is Tzimmas. We’ve nick-named him Tzimmy. He is 11 weeks old and a sweetheart. He belonged to another family for a total of 3 days. It seems as though the previous owners were not ready for a border terrior puppy. So the breeder took him back from the family. We also think they abused him because he was a bit hand shy. I’m not going to go into full detail, but he was 8 weeks old when they adopted him and I can not begin to understand how someone could ever think to harm such a sweet and tiny creature. It makes me so angry! Anyway, he is in a loving family now. He and Kasha get along so well. The have their moments, as all siblings do. Most of the time they are very loving towards each other. We couldn’t ask for 2 sweeter dogs than Kasha and Tzimmy. They are absolute loves.

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Appology Too Friend

I would like to take a moment to appologise to my dear departed friend, Amber. Sure, Amber was of the canine persuation but my treatment of her was unnecessary. All of this business with a choker collar and negative corrections was all unnecessary. Eventhough I simply didn’t know about proper training and was directed by the instructor to do these negative corrections, that does not excuse my actions. I knew that what I was doing was bad, contrary to the advise of others. I feel like a subject in the Stanley Milgram experiments.
This appology arrises from my recent experiences training Kasha. All I have to do is stop and wait for the leash to go limp when she pulls and withhold reward when she does not obey orders. She is already excellent at leash walking and the other things we have taught her.

Amber Rubin with tongue out. 2001

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