Archive for the 'HaHa Funny' Category

Stratellite Test Succeeds, New Juvenile Insult Created

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

An event that both technophiles and juveniles will be celebrating for years to come. A new type of high altitude derigible, capable of acting in place of a satellite relay at a fraction of the cost was successfully tested over the Mojave desert. Simultaneously a new type of high insult derogitory, capable of putting down [...]

Stick Figures In Peril

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006

I have grown to love Flickr’s explore pages. Just simply incredible photos by so many different talented people out there. It is another great example of what the internet was made to do.
I have always thoroughly enjoyed caution drawings (aka Stick Figures in Peril). My father owns a commercial print shop and the presses have [...]

The Wip Cream Incident

Monday, January 2nd, 2006

A little bit of levity tonight. My border terriers love whipped cream. I am not sure how this started. But, I am pretty sure that my first with Heather, Kasha, once accidentally got some and developped a pavlovian response to the sound of a whipped cream can. Tzimmes, presumably picked up this practice, like many [...]

Rentz Ridez

Friday, December 16th, 2005

Today we are going to pick up a olive drab (officially ‘camoflage’) Scion xB for my father’s trasportation, already nicknamed ‘The Tank”. It will replace the IMS mobility modified Dodge Caravan they bought for the same purpose a half year ago. The Scion xB is uniquely qualified for the task of transporting handicapped folks because [...]

Bathroom Cowbell

Tuesday, November 1st, 2005

I can’t tell you how bizzare it is to have smooth jazz in the bathroom at work. In any case I got to hear Barry White’s “Can’t Get Enough of Your Love” today and I noticed that the percussion is entirely cowbell. Here is a tracking site, I will be paying more attention now:
http://www.geekspeakweekly.com/cowbell

Shaun of the Dead

Thursday, August 26th, 2004

Gotta\’ love British humor. I will Definitely be getting this DVD. I recommend checking out the 2 trailers and maybe playing the game while you\’re there. The site is very well designed in my humble opinion. http://www.uip.co.uk/romzom/

‘04 Election quotes

Tuesday, July 27th, 2004

My favorite rebuttal to Bush’s claim that the Democratic party is weak on the issue of “terror.”
“Strength and wisdom are not opposing virtues.”
-Bill Clinton
My favorite Bush slogan:
“Save the environment, Plant a Bush back in Texas!”
-http://www.cafeshops.com/antibush04/311130

Rathergood Chillen’ Kittens

Monday, July 19th, 2004

Rathergood.com has updated their site recently and here is a nifty chillen kitten video
http://www.youthofbritain.com/chillout/

30 Second Bunny Flicks

Monday, July 19th, 2004

Too funny Mrs. Torence!

http://www.angryalien.com/0504/shiningbunnies.html

Legal Dept. Comedy

Friday, May 28th, 2004

This is a quote from the manual for my new mobile phone. Keep in mind that this phone has a 1×1inch dimly lit screen:

GAMES
The games use shared memory. For more information, see “Shared Memory” on page 6.
About photosensative seizures
A very small percentage of people may experience a seisure when exposed to certain visual images, including [...]


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