Archive for April, 2008
How South Park Ruins Things
Posted by A R Baboon in HaHa Funny, Our Little Bundles of... on April 26, 2008
We taught my son that if gets a “boo-boo” all he has to do is get it kissed and everything feels all better. It has worked out really well. Instead of major crying fits he just walks up to us calmly presents the injured area and says “kiss it”. The problem is south park has some prior art on a presentation of a body part and saying “kiss it”. I almost choked on a pretzel when he fell on his bottom and requested my healing powers.
Pharoah’s Revenge
Posted by A R Baboon in Uncategorized on April 22, 2008
For those who are not familiar, there is a tradition every year when millions of Jews wake up following holiday festivities and groan in pain. Passover is a kind of fast from low density (aka leavened) food. Our systems are not designed to deal with high-density food alone. There should be a section of the haggadah dedicated to bathroom reading afterwards because you are going to be in there for a while.