Stratellite Test Succeeds, New Juvenile Insult Created

An event that both technophiles and juveniles will be celebrating for years to come. A new type of high altitude derigible, capable of acting in place of a satellite relay at a fraction of the cost was successfully tested over the Mojave desert. Simultaneously a new type of high insult derogitory, capable of putting down the portly was coined.
[via http://www.broadbandreports.com/shownews/79020]

