Today we are going to pick up a olive drab (officially ‘camoflage’) Scion xB for my father’s trasportation, already nicknamed ‘The Tank”. It will replace the IMS mobility modified Dodge Caravan they bought for the same purpose a half year ago. The Scion xB is uniquely qualified for the task of transporting handicapped folks because it is a car shaped like a van and everything is designed by Toyota to be modified.

It is also a ROFL moment because my parents will now both have *ridez*. My mother’s license plate starts with ‘RZA’ which if you ever met her would be instant belly ache laugh. Now with my fathers xB my parents have fresh ridez.