Archive for May, 2004

Legal Dept. Comedy

Friday, May 28th, 2004

This is a quote from the manual for my new mobile phone. Keep in mind that this phone has a 1×1inch dimly lit screen:

GAMES
The games use shared memory. For more information, see “Shared Memory” on page 6.
About photosensative seizures
A very small percentage of people may experience a seisure when exposed to certain visual images, including [...]

Dirty, Rotten Scoundrels

Thursday, May 6th, 2004

Every morning I come in to work and do my daily ritual… survey my desk area for mouse cookies. Let me make clear that I have a deep fear of these tiny, dirty little creatures. Recently my fear has turned into disgust and is heading straight for despise. My co-worker and myself have been laying [...]

Loosing Handles like NFS

Wednesday, May 5th, 2004

Thank goodness I am loosing weight again. Well according to that el-cheapo scale we bought, anyway. I have been loosing about a half a pound (us) per day over the last 9 days. Although, I had a day and half gain of weight until yesterday evening when I discovered that the bug was due to [...]


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